Bethlehem Gazette
Bethsaida, Galilee — 2178th Day of Caesar Augustus — 1 page three pence Yes, you heard correctly. As they were gathered to hear this famous teacher, his bullying bodyguards stole a child’s lunch from him in order to feed others. They first asked politely, and then forcefully took, little John Baptiste’s lunch.Your reporter Jesus Feeds A Multitude Today your reporter witnessed something truly unbelievable - This guy they are calling Jesus has supposedly fed 20,000 people with a child’s lunch purchased from the local McCaesar’s. Yes, you heard correctly. As they were gathered to hear this famous teacher, his bullying bodyguards stole a child’s lunch from him in order to feed others. They first asked politely, and then forcefully took, little John Baptiste’s lunch. As a matter of fact,…