Month: July 2022

I have been interviewing those who participated in the last meal that this man provided. Nobody that I have talked to saw the stash of food that seemed to be present.your reporter Jesus Feeds 4,000 It has happened again! This time the teacher they call Jesus has fed 4,000 people in the towns of Decapolis. As promised, your reporter has been heavily on the case for these past nine days  trying to find the answer behind this magician’s capabilities. I have been interviewing those who participated in the last meal that this man provided. Nobody that I have talked to saw the stash of food that seemed to be present. Also, though, nobody will admit to seeing this food magically duplicate itself. Your reporter heard that people were gathering around…

Bethsaida, Galilee — 2178th Day of Caesar Augustus — 1 page      three pence Yes, you heard correctly. As they were gathered to hear this famous teacher, his bullying bodyguards stole a child’s lunch from him in order to feed others. They first asked politely, and then forcefully took, little John Baptiste’s lunch.Your reporter Jesus Feeds A Multitude Today your reporter witnessed something truly unbelievable - This guy they are calling Jesus has supposedly fed 20,000 people with a child’s lunch purchased from the local McCaesar’s. Yes, you heard correctly. As they were gathered to hear this famous teacher, his bullying bodyguards stole a child’s lunch from him in order to feed others. They first asked politely, and then forcefully took, little John Baptiste’s lunch. As a matter of fact,…